if someone were eavesdropping on our table tonight:
v: who breaks up with somebody and then immediately changes their profile on facebook?
s: it's total attention-seeking behavior.
c: exactly.
v: i'm sorry, if i had just broken up with someone, and i were truly devastated, changing my profile would be the furthest thing from my mind.
s: i would be crying, curled up on my bed... with my ice cream.
c: what flavor?
s: i don't know... but it would have beer in it.
(unending cackling follows)
the absolute, most classic representation of my wonderful (and thankfully, morose) friends!
Wednesday, June 20
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