dude, i think my roommate is stealing my chocolate!! i came back from several days away and i found half my reese's mini peanut butter cups gone. so, i tried to act all chill and was like, "whoa, i ate way more of these than i realized last week!! the bag's half empty" and she tries to pretend she doesn't know what i'm talking about, saying "oh, thank goodness i didn't know they were in the cupboard. i was on a total binge this weekend..."
now, for the key question, how do i know she stole them? well, to give you that answer, i have to acknowledge my own OCD tendencies. i hate the color pink. and since these candies are easter-themed, all the wrappers are pastels. now, i was trying to get rid of the pink ones earlier, so that my bag would have all the pretty blue, green and gold ones left. well, when i came back, guess what, there were only pink ones left in the bag. therefore i conclude that my roommate is responsible for sabotaging my candy fun. grump.
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